D1-So many candles - so little cake!
D2-It's not about age it's about attitude!
D3-40? Not Marilyn No Way!
D4-Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
D5-Next mood swing in 5 minutes!
D6-Live Love Laugh! Enjoy your Birthday!
D7-50 year old 1 owner needs parts!
D8-40 - 18 with 22 years experience!
D9-Your how old? you look so lifelike!
D10-50! Jane demands a recount!
D11-Chris is aged like fine wine complex and Fruity!
D12-Joe's not old-He's youthfully challenged!
D13-Gary are you grown up yet?
D14-Notify AARP It's Ben's birthday!
D15-Becky Happy 29th Again!
D16-Ben's 40 but still sporty!
D17-Jim's still nifty at 50!
D18-Becky's still sexy at 60!
D19-32 Is that your final answer?
D20-Age is just a number Tonya's is unlisted!
D21-Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
D22-Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill you go Marie!
D23-Happy Birthday to a genuine antique!
D24-Youth is a gift of nature-age is a work art!
D25-Oh No say it isn't so not the big 5-0!
D26-Jessie isn't aging she's increasing in value!
D27-Life not only begins at 40 It begins to show!
D28-Bruce smile it's your b-day! Laugh this is your present!
D29-Joe's birthday and event worth celebrating!
D30-Old age comes at a bad time!
D31-Classics get better with age!
D32-Age is a high price to pay for maturity!
D33-Can't Believe Sheila's 50- 49 maybe, but never 50!
D34-Aged to perfection! Happy Birthday
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