S1-Young at heart-older elsewhere!
S2-Old fart young Heart!
S3-The older I get the better I was!
S4-We remembered your birthday!
S5-Built for comfort not for speed!
S6-So many candles - so little cake!
S7-It's not about age it's about attitude!
S8-40? Not Marilyn No Way!
S9-Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
S10-Next mood swing in 5 minutes!
S11-Live Love Laugh! Enjoy your Birthday!
S12-50 year old 1 owner needs parts!
S13-40 - 18 with 22 years experience!
S14-Your how old? you look so lifelike!
S15-50! Jane demands a recount!
S6-Chris is aged like fine wine complex and Fruity!
S17-Joe's not old-He's youthfully challenged!
S18-Gary are you grown up yet?
S19-Notify AARP It's Ben's birthday!
S20-Becky Happy 29th Again!
S21-Ben's 40 but still sporty!
S22-Jim's still nifty at 50!
S23-Becky's still sexy at 60!
S24-32 Is that your final answer?
S25-Age is just a number Tonya's is unlisted!
S26-Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
S27-Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill you go Marie!
S28-Happy Birthday to a genuine antique!
Anniversary / Proposal
SA1-Grow old with me, the best is yet to come
SA2-Melanie I'll never stop loving you!
SA3-Melanie your my everything!
SA4-Your one great husband 2 me!
SA5-Your one great wife to me!
SA6-Congrats Jim and Becky 50 years together!
SA7-Happy 25 years Beth and John!
SA8-Look who flew in for Jerry and Zelma's 50th Anniversary
SA9-Congrats on your Engagement Diane and John!
SS1-I can't bear to be without you!
SS2-If only my mouth had a backspace key!
SS3-I'm very sorry can you forgive me?
SS4-Forgive me-next time I'll remember!
SR1-Al's getting the heck outta here Happy Retirement!
SR2-Know when to fold'em Happy Retirement
Divorce / Breakup
SD1-Just remember half of everything is yours!
SD2-Carly got rid of 180lbs.- better off without him!
SD3-Dog and Husband missing. Reward for Dog!
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